My list of thoughts on the left today:

1. Stop talking up the military service of the leftist "hawks". Do I have to resort to the tired mantra that Benedict Arnold was an enormous American hero? (that's right, I'm denoting that you're traitors)

2. Marriage is not a right...you need a license...so again it is not a right, and therefore it is not protected under the "equal protection of the law" clause of the 14th amendment, nor does Brown v Board's "separate but equal is unconstitutional" overturning of Plessy have any bearing on the issue of gay marriage. If they did, then you would be able to marry your mom, and I could have 72 vir...uh, wives. (or was it golden raisins?...come on people it's not like this is the tetragrammaton)

3. Why is the left so ostensible?

4. When a political ideology has to insert it's agitprop into movies whose characters are geniuses like Howard Zinn's book plug in Good Will Hunting...something is wrong. If the left is so enlightened and intellectual, why do leftists in the media (little "m"...includes Hollywood etc.) have to constantly remind us? Is it insecurity? You betcha.

5. Why do liberals constantly give me arguments that they should know are fallacious and are easily rebuked?

Well, I'm feeling a little left handed today, maybe that's why I only have five thoughts for you. Please answer with vigor. If you drink Kool-Aid I'll let you know and not waste my own time. (You’ll think it’s me cowering away…good, you should think that)